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A rich white man in Georgia decided that he wanted

to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party
around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters
and BBQ.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 foot man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!

Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches,
doing all kinds of shit like head-butts and choke holds, biting the gator
on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo
Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere.

Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy
strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.

How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it.", answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.

How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said "No!"

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool!"


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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk; "I'd like some Kielbasa, you
know....Polish sausage!"
The clerk looks at him and says; "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I
was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish? How about if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says; "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy proudly says; "Well, all
right then, why the hell did you have to ask me if I'm Polish just
because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."