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FROM MY TRIPS TO EUROPE I NEVER LIKED THEM--TOO SNOBBY--THEY THINK THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH A CIVILIZATION
Americans love them. For instance, Jay Leno
says it's no surprise the French won't help us
get Saddam Hussein out of Iraq. They didn't
help us get Germany out of France, either.
Still, it's essential for them to join us in the war
against Iraq. They can teach the Iraqis how to
surrender.
And why are French streets tree-lined?
So the Germans can march in the shade.
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows. It's never been tried.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The army.
How many gears does a French tank have?
Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of
attack from behind).
FOR SALE: French rifles . . . never fired,
only dropped once.
Dennis Miller specializes in anti-French humor.
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell
them we found truffles in Iraq," Miller says.
"The French are always reticent to surrender to
the wishes of their friends and always more than
willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies."
That last one is more than a joke. It's shrewd commentary.
It captures why the French make such poor allies.
When they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and
declared Americans must close down their bases
in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly
caustic response. Should we dig up the graves of
American soldiers in Normandy, too, and take them
home? No French answer was recorded.
Thanks Emanuel@vanguard.edu !!!
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