Freedom Lawyers of America

> > > > > These are actual tombstones:
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> > > > > Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
> > > > > Born 1903-Died 1942
> > > > > Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
> > > > > car was on the way down.
> > > > > It was.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
> > > > > Here lies an Atheist
> > > > > All dressed up
> > > > > And no place to go.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a London, England cemetery:
> > > > > Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann.
> > Dec.
> > > 8,
> > > > > 1767
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> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
> > > > > Anna Wallace:
> > > > > The children of Israel wanted bread,
> > > > > And the Lord sent them manna.
> > > > > Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
> > > > > And the Devil sent him Anna.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
> > > > > Here lies Johnny Yeast.
> > > > > Pardon me
> > > > > For not rising.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
> > > > > Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
> > > > > Stepped on the gas
> > > > > Instead of the brake.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
> > > > > Here lays The Kid.
> > > > > We planted him raw.
> > > > > He was quick on the trigger
> > > > > But slow on the draw.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > A lawyer's epitaph in England:
> > > > > Sir John Strange.
> > > > > Here lies an honest lawyer,
> > > > > And that is Strange.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
> > > > > Reader, if cash thou art
> > > > > In want of any,
> > > > > Dig 6 feet deep;
> > > > > And thou wilt find a Penny.
> > > > >
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
> > > > > On the 22nd of June,
> > > > > Jonathan Fiddle
> > > > > Went out of tune.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont
> > > > > Here lies the body of our Anna -
> > > > > Done to death by a banana.
> > > > > It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
> > > > > But the skin of the thing that made her go.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
> > > > > Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan
Pease.
> > He
> > > > is
> > > > > not here, there's only the pod. Pease shelled out and went to
God.
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > In a cemetery in England:
> > > > > Remember man, as you walk by,
> > > > > As you are now, so once was I.
> > > > > As I am now, you soon will be.
> > > > > Prepare yourself and follow me.
> > > > > To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
> > > > > To follow you I'll not consent
> > > > > Until I know which way you went
> > > > > ^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^~~~^
> > > > > >From Boot Hill, in Tombstone, Arizona:
> > > > > Here lies Lester Moore
> > > > > One slug from a 44
> > > > > No Les
> > > > > No Moore
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