Freedom Lawyers of America

The US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a
sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow jackets away. Use
them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am
working outside. It really works. The yellow jackets just veer around you.

And all this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!

It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them.

It also repels mice.. spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers,
cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.

It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too
often.

Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors
during mosquito season.

Eliminates static electricity from your television (or computer) screen.

Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your
television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.

Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.

Freshen the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a
drawer or hang in the closet.

Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.

Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through sheet of
Bounce before beginning to sew.

Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty
luggage before storing.

Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.

Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan.Put a sheet in a pan, fill with
water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent
apparently weakens the bond Between the food.

Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of
the wastebasket.

Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will
magnetically attract all the loose hairs.

Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a
sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.

Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce
will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.

Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at
the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.

Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or
sneakers overnight.

Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.

Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing
them. Keeps them smelling fresh.



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/germany_cannibal_dc

KASSEL, Germany (Reuters) - A German confessed on Wednesday to killing
and eating a willing victim in a case that could make legal history,
telling a shocked courtroom the experience was "like taking communion" in a
religious service.

At the start of his murder trial in Kassel, central Germany, Armin
Meiwes, 42, offered a full account of the killing that has gained him
worldwide notoriety as "The Cannibal of Rotenburg" after the town where he
lived.

Meiwes said there were "hundreds, thousands" of people seeking to fulfil
their desires to eat humans or be eaten via Internet advertisements in
forums called "Cannibal Cafe," "Guy Cannibals" and "Torturenet."

In testimony so frank it drew gasps from the public gallery, Meiwes said he
had kept his victim's skull and plastic bags of flesh in his freezer. He
ate about 44 pounds of the flesh, defrosting it bit by bit.

"With every piece of flesh I ate I remembered him," Meiwes, a self-assured
and well-spoken computer repair man, told the judge. "It was like taking
communion."

The killing took place in March 2001. Meiwes was arrested in December 2002
after police received a tip-off from someone who had seen one of his
Internet adverts seeking a slaughter victim.

The trial is expected to last until the end of January and some 40
witnesses will be called, including some of Meiwes's Internet contacts.

The gaunt, bespectacled defendant said that during his upbringing alone
with a dominant mother he had longed for a little brother he could make
"part of me."

He told how he made contact online with a 43-year-old Berlin computer
specialist identified only as Bernd-Juergen B.

He invited him to his elegant half-timbered home near Kassel and killed him
with a kitchen knife in a "slaughtering room" he had built containing meat
hooks, a cage and a butcher's table.

"He told me he had had the desire since he was a child to be slaughtered
and eaten," Meiwes said. "He was very intelligent and I didn't see any sign
that he was disturbed." Meiwes filmed the killing and the video tape may be
shown to the court.

Defense lawyers have said the film shows Meiwes cutting off the victim's
penis at the latter's request.

"It was important to him that his member be cut off and that he witness
it," Meiwes said.

"He screamed terribly and jumped around the table but after a while he said
he was surprised it didn't hurt and was very pleased that the wound bled so
strongly," he added.

"It gave him pleasure."

MURDER OR EUTHANASIA?

Eventually the victim lost consciousness and Meiwes killed him with a
knife. He hung up the corpse and cut it up, filming the process.

Prosecutors, who charged Meiwes with murder after a psychiatrist declared
him fit to stand trial, are seeking a life sentence.

They concede the victim wanted to be killed but argue he was incapable of
rational thought.

Meiwes's lawyer has pleaded for him to be convicted of "killing on
request," a form of illegal euthanasia which carries a maximum five years
sentence.

Legal experts say the charge of full murder may not stick given that the
video film shows the victim to be willing. The case could reach the Federal
Constitutional Court, Arthur Kreuzer of Giessen University's Institute for
Criminology said this week.

Meiwes said he became obsessed with wanting a younger brother -- "someone
to be part of me."

Using the pseudonym "Franky," he posted Internet ads saying: "If you are
18-25 you are my boy" or "Come to me I'll eat your delicious flesh."

Some 430 people responded to his e-mails within a year.