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Friday, January 16, 2004

 

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Marketing
The buzz word in today's business world is Marketing.  However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of 'Marketing'.
Well here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,"She's fantastic in
bed" That's Advertising

You see a handsome guy at a party.  You go up to him and get his
telephone number.  The next day you call and say,
"Hi!  I'm fantastic in bed" That's Telemarketing

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress.  You walk up him
and pour him a drink.  You say, " May I," and reach up to straighten his
tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed" That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.  He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."That's Brand Recognition

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.  He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. 
So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and
shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail




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