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Jewish Haiku
J E W I S H H A I K U
After the warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias.
Did you wipe your feet?
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Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend's disease.
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Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
to the seventh grade.
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Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty.
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Like a bonsai tree,
your terrible posture
at my dinner table.
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Beyond Valium,
the peace of knowing one's child
is an internist.
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Sorry I'm not home
to take your call. At the tone
please state your bad news.
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Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?
*****
Today, mild shvitzing.
Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz.
Five-day forecast: feh
*****
(for Passover)
Left the door open
for the Prophet Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.
*****
Harsh Scrabble discord--
someone has placed "putzhead" on
a triple word score.
Testing the warm milk
on her wrist, she sighs softly.
But her son is forty.
Lovely butterfly--
not long ago your name was
Caterpillarstein.
A cat steals into
the night just like my former
partner, that gonif.
My nature journal --
today, I saw some trees and birds.
I should know the names?
The sparrow brings home
too many worms for her young.
"Force yourself," she chirps.
Jewish triathlon:
gin rummy, then contract bridge,
followed by a nap.
The shivah visit:
so sorry about your loss.
Now back to my problems.
Our youngest daughter,
our most precious jewel.
Hence the name, Tiffany.
Ma, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook.
Concert of car horns
as we debate the question
of when to change lanes.
My handsome son
wonderful new bride to be
She is a slut
Yenta. Shmeer. Gevalt.
Shlemiel. Shlimazl. Meshuganah
Oy! To be fluent!
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